Panty raiding is an ancient and mystical art that parallels human spiritual (and textile) development. An intimate bond links these timeless pursuits, and with the help of an enlightened guru, your past memories may offer supernatural grace while pilfering undergarments. But you must look within. You must harness the energies of past incarnations, and walk together as one. Perhaps in a past life, you might have been...
a work-at-home greeting card writer
a mostly self-aware condiment in the back of someone's refrigerator
a laundromat technician
a sea slug of above-average intelligence
a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters
or maybe something even more ridiculous...
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